Preview of Our Wedding Vows

Our wedding vows will be loosely based on the following well circulated poems:

The Female Poem

I want a man who's handsome and strong
A man who will listen carefully and long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who will call and won't wait for weeks.
I want a man who is gainfully employed
And when I spend his money, won't be annoyed.
A man who holds my arm as he opens the door
And massages my neck as he asks to do more.
I guess what I want is a man who loves to the end
A man who will always be my very best friend.

The Male Poem

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who
owns a liquor store, a bowling alley, a big fishing
boat, and a golf course.
I know that doesn't rhyme, but I don't care.

Meet the Wedding Party - Best Man

Name: Andrew Powers

Home: NE Minneapolis

Wedding Job Title: Best Man

Day Job: Remodeling Kontraktor/Business Owner

Night Job: Rock god

Marital Status: Eliglble bachelor

Relation to Groom: CoBro (aka Cousin that's like a brother)

Fun Fact: Has a paternal twin brother, also has a younger set of twin brothers

Meet the Wedding Party - Maid of Honor

Name: Cara Gwartney

Home: Kansas City, MO

Wedding Job Title: Maid of Honor

Day Job: Occupational therapist

Night Job: beauty specialist/make up connoisseur

Marital Status: eligible bachelorette

Relation to Bride: friend/ sister in sorority land

Fun Fact: Brings color to a gray world

We Heart Kids!

All babies are invited to the wedding, young and old! Because I chose not to have an inner envelope with our invites, I didn't have a spot to write everyone's names. Please know everyone is welcome!